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My Wife Put Me Lunch Candle

My Wife Put Me Lunch Candle

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A hand-poured 9oz soy candle that fills a room with carefully layered, natural fragrance and a calm, familiar glow. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend and a 100% cotton wick, this candle offers a long, clean burn (50–60 hours) in a reusable glass jar that becomes a small keepsake once the wax is gone. Choose from twelve thoughtfully composed scents — from crisp Apple Harvest and warm Cinnamon Vanilla to coastal Sea Salt + Orchid or the green calm of White Sage + Lavender. Each scent is infused with essential oils and assembled in the USA to deliver an eco-friendly, non-toxic lighting experience that supports everyday comfort and seasonal moments. Light it when you want a little ritual: morning windowsill calm, an evening of quiet reading, or the low-key bustle of holiday prep. The neutral wax and glossy permanent label keep the look subtle, letting scent and atmosphere take the lead. Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, glass jar. ASTM safety compliant. 50–60 hour burn time. Product features - Eco-friendly, vegan formula — no parabens, plastics, lead, synthetic dyes, or phthalates - Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose as decor after burning - 12 curated scents infused with essential oils (examples: Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid) - Long burn time — approximately 50–60 hours per 9oz candle - Made in USA assembly; 100% natural soy wax blend with cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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